How dogs prepare you for parenthood..........
~dogs follow you everywhere, even in the bathroom
~you have to pay for your dog's food, doctor's visits, toys and everything else
~you have to clean up after dogs when they poop or vomit
~dogs have to be potty trained
~dogs have to be taught repeatedly before they behave
~dogs require near-constant supervision
~dogs disrupt your sleep and try to take over your bed
~dogs get between you and your significant other
~dogs need a babysitter when you got out for more than a few hours at a time
How they don't.......................
~you can lock dogs in a cage when they bug you (kids-not so much)
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