The 650lb Virgin

Kind of ironic. I was watching my umpteenth episode of a tv show (where four doctors discuss medical topics and answer people’s questions) when I realized that so much of so many people’s lives resolve around sex. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that it is not just on tv, its’ also in books, in real life and everywhere. People seem to be obsessed with sex. It interferes with their lives, keeps them from making rationale decisions and gets in between them and their goals in life (if they can even stop thinking about sex long enough to have goals). I was always satisfied to be a virgin before but since having this revelation, I am even more satisfied with my life.

So, anyway, back to the 650lb virgin. I was flipping through the channels after finishing the doctor’s show and thinking about how I should write a blog. The blog would be about how my life is and how I see the world through my ‘un-sexed’ colored lenses (haha), when I saw a show about a man who recently lost a bunch of weight and is now looking for a love life. He is over 30 years old, now skinnier and also a virgin. It was ironic, I tell you, very ironic. So, I decided then and there that I was going to start my blog, ASAP, which as it turns out is a few days later when I got so bored that I needed to do something to keep from going crazy.